Squad Check-in
Grab your plate. Prepare to eat your first glizzy of the day.
Race Start
Mass start chaos. First climb begins. Hope you came hungry.
Race End
No more adding points to the board after this time. The grill is off and the mustard is dry.
Awards
The wiener winners are crowned. Heartburn for the rest.
The Course
A grueling mix of technical descent and high-altitude climbs at Sky Tavern Bike Park. Each lap is about 2.5 Miles, ~600ft of elevation change, and 100% pure adrenaline.
Rules
- 01 Teams of 4 riders.
- 02 Helmets mandatory.
- 03 Pedal power only, no shuttling and no e-bikes (sorry).
- 04 Points per lap and per glizzy should be marked immediately after completion.
- 05 Scoring is honor-system based. No one likes a cheater (Winner's stravas will be verified).
- 06 Only one hot dog served to a person at a time, please finish your dog before collecting another.
- 07 Have fun or get out.
Operating Protocols
Points Allocation
Each team member earns 3 points per lap completed and 1 point per glizzy consumed. Every lap and every dog counts.
PEDAL
POWER
ONLY
Legs and lungs — that's your motor. While we all love assistance getting to the top, today is about testing your endurance.
Honor-Based Scoring
Report your own laps and glizzys eaten. No one likes a cheater and we will be watching.
Participation
Open to all ages and skill levels who can handle the terrain. Helmets mandatory.
Ready for the gauntlet?
Limited spots available for the 2026 season.